Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit in my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn’t take a hint. He started throwing around words like “rust” and “corrosion” and I lost it. I punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so...
every one knows that the saying “the thing i’m looking for is always in the last place i look” is useless and doesn’t go anywhere logically, but what i mean is rather that the thing i’m looking for is always in the last possible place i could have looked for it like if there are 5 boxes, i’ll always thoroughly shuffle through the 4 wrong boxes before finding my...
practice pronouncing “iron” with me in a french accent 40$ an hour other words available too for variable costs (10$ an hour for every letter in word) extensive knowledge of french accent, loads of experience i teach at home or via skype call for details
dream-losss: VIRRRGIINNNNNAAAAHHHHHH ben cook or...
- typed “best pizza in montreal” - found the restaurant with the highest score and most praising reviews on urbanspoon - went and ate - had the worst pizza of my life
When I was younger, 2 or 3. Mum was carrying my on her hip at a shopping centre when I turned to an older Lady and said “hello jillian” She returned with a confused look on her face and and said hello back, My mother asked if the lady was one of my fathers friends, to which I said “no” “Than how do you know her” “I knew her when I was older” ...
Authors of science fiction have used themes involving both quantum suicide and quantum immortality. The idea that authors exploit is that a person who dies in one world maybe survives in another world or parallel universe. x
They said that instead of reincarnating like everyone else, you take the consciousnesses of a parallel universe. Similar enough to this one for you to not even notice.
“i better buy a new bulb or i’ll be doing my work on the floor by the refrigerator light again”
going to parties and clubs and getting smashed every friday night, week after week, isn’t a fun and exciting life, it’s a predictable routine
“big fan of anything deductible”
my art teacher used to toss our pieces off a staircase and grade them based on how high or low they landed
quand tu dis un truc de merde et que les gens se moquent de toi, et que tu réalise que c’en est, alors tu souris d’un air stupide : « bah quoi c’est vrai »
discovering that an (already amazing) piece was in Db made it 999 times as much brilliant
noticed how watermelon flavoured gum and beverages don’t taste anything, ANYTHING like real watermelon, yet you expect and agree that a real watermelon will taste like one thing, and a watermelon flavour, like another
pierced nipples is the new trampstamp