Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit in my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn’t take a hint. He started throwing around words like “rust” and “corrosion” and I lost it. I punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so much.

every one knows that the saying “the thing i’m looking for is always in the last place i look” is useless and doesn’t go anywhere logically, but what i mean is rather that the thing i’m looking for is always in the last possible place i could have looked for it
like if there are 5 boxes, i’ll always thoroughly shuffle through the 4 wrong boxes before finding my thing in the fifth

practice pronouncing “iron” with me in a french accent
40$ an hour
other words available too for variable costs (10$ an hour for every letter in word)
extensive knowledge of french accent, loads of experience
i teach at home or via skype
call for details